
Its all “i love putting guys in situations” until were on a filler episode. Where are the REAL putting guys in situations lovers.

“It dosent progress the plot!!!” Have you never been on a whimsical journey that did nothing to change you as a person.
math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.
and if you ask them to elaborate they will but then you'll wish they didn't
They will also often very kindly insist that it's not that difficult and everyone could and perhaps should do it except I wanna ask how come you ended up being the one (1) person here doing it mighty sus
if you’re the type of person to say “be gay, do crimes” but get upset or uncomfortable when one of your friends ((or literally anyone for that matter)) has to steal food from the grocery store in order to survive, then maybe you don’t actually believe in your silly little motto.

So play like a noob? got it
You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.
This is how pokemon battles work too I think
You see a similar but less pronounced thing in Magic: the Gathering, where some Johnny with a janky weird-ass deck absolutely wipes Spikes with fine-tuned tournament-optimized decks because nobody builds to account for somebody whose strategy is to do weird shit like discard their own deck as quickly as possible.














goes back to medieval times
oldschool runescape music is actually playing everywhere i go
me: i knew it