every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

researchers at MIT have proven their hypothesis that "eyeballin' it" is the most accurate form of measurement

sometimes i drink coffee in the hopes it will make me more productive but it just makes me more unproductive faster

were in the same boat, i see

thanks. i really needed this

im gonna cowboy up god willin

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!