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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death
I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something
"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches
staff's getting a little too silly for their own good. they think they're our buddies. "oh look we put another silly thing on your dashboard teehee" get rid of the fucking bots
I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!